Player Profile

Mark "Yeastboy" Yocum

Hometown: Metropolitan Chicago, Illinois
Hobbies: Fermenting things, double cheeseburgers, rambling answering machine messages.
Turn ons: The St. Louis Blues, beer clean glasses, good head.

"I get worried when Hodge is behind me"	A double meat burger and beans...look out world!

Motto:
"Ever watchful, ever vigilant, to ensure the highest quality adult beverages"