Player Profile

Tim "Primus" Madden

• Team Captain and leading authority on nasal stuffage.

  Hometown: St. Louis, Missouri.
  Hobbies: Marathon Hockey Watching.
  Turn ons: Timbotron, NHL Ticket, St. Louis Blues.

  Quote: Does my EYA make you horny, baby?

  I Am A Doctor And I Have A Big TV	A Man And His Stick
  Has anyone here seen my sweetheart?	Hmm, there's something about MARY!